9.22.2006

Our Name Is Legion

Jennifer L. Justice kills with the Giant-fork-through-the-neck RoutineI'm guilty of googling my name from time to time, but you would too if your name were Jennifer Justice! And now I have proof that I'm not the only navel-gazer in our ranks. Thanks to Berkeley comedienne Jennifer "L." Justice for compiling this handy list of alliterated Jennifer Js and for providing me with a great photo of myself that I didn't even know existed on the web or anywhere else, for that matter. Yikes, I think...

Jen's research suggests that women who share our name tend to be creative and caring professionals who gravitate to careers in the arts, sports, social work, activism and healthcare. We're women of God, women of letters, funny and unpredictable. Most definitely we can kick your ass.

Fork Woman's heinous tricks are no match for the powers of Spork Girl.
Perhaps we're really just ONE supremely-powerful super hero, carrying out plans for world domination under a variety of clever disguises, though this photo might suggest otherwise.